The cute little magic puffs are some of the worst. At least the human-shaped ones will honor a deal they agree to, even if they're Unseelie madmen.
Doesn't help that they're, like, this entire realm with all sorts of attendant crazy all its own. For every one that's actually relatively innocent, there's three or four kinds of fucked up. And some of the innocent ones blind you if you look at them.
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Hey. The way you wrote Fairies onto the list... Well, uh. If you need to talk about it any, let me know. If you'd rather not, that's okay.
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And then his wife tried to kill us on more than one occasion.
And then his wife's other husband straight up tried to make me his pet.
Fuck fairies.
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So, yeah. Fuck fairies.
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No, they're pure evil and they need to be clobbered with the nearest metal thing.
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Doesn't help that they're, like, this entire realm with all sorts of attendant crazy all its own. For every one that's actually relatively innocent, there's three or four kinds of fucked up. And some of the innocent ones blind you if you look at them.
At least, where I'm from. But. Yeah.
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there was even one in the TOILET what utter shit was that
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Wow.
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they just dance naked under the moonlight
steal people's keys
smell bad
cosplay
murder dragons
I was in another place before this though
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Dragons are stronger than me. At least, the old ones.
... Wait, cosplay?
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ice fucks them up if they're not ice dragons
also fairies
and other dragons
anyway
you ever dressed up as a fictional character
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... H-haven't done it myself though.